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Post  Tanita (: on Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:48 am

Jordan is purple.
Cheese is red.
Tanita is green.

"Boxerssss! I need boxerssssss!" Danny sang bouncing up and down, waiting for the other guys to get their crap. "Danny, just shut up, okay?" Harry said getting annoyed. "Buttttt I neeeeedddd boxxxersssssssss." Danny groaned dragging everything out, recieving a slap in the back of the head from Tom.

"There's your bloody boxers!" Harry said pointing to the clothing section.
"That's chick's underwear, dude" Danny frowned and looked at Harry.
"Yeah, i thought that was what you wanted? Innit?" Harry smirked, getting a shoulderpunch from Danny.


«No, I said boxers.» Danny rolled his eyes and glared at Harry.
«I think this would look good on you Danny.» Dougie said and threw a thong at Danny just as an old lady walked past them.


"Whatttt do we neeeedddd tooo gett?!" Julia said hyperly. As she said this, they walked past four guys, one holding a thong, getting beat by a little old lady. Jordan, Miley and Julia started cracking up, Tanita just stared at them, eyes wide. "GRANDMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Tanita yelled running over to the little old lady.

"That little pervert almost threw that hanky on me" Tanita's grandma said glaring at the boys.
"Sorry, we were just shopping for...my dad" The curly haired one said nervously, feeling the girls eyes turn to him.
"Nice, sure that'll look good if you live on Brokeback Mountain" Julia said, causing all the girls to burst out in laughter.


Danny glared at Dougie who'd burst out in giggles.
«Shut up you fag.» Danny told him. Dougie glared at him.
«I'm not a fag...your dad is.» Dougie said grinning. Everyone except from Danny, and Tanita's grandma, started laughing.
«I'm going home girls. I don't want you to talk to this rude mens girls.» Tanita's grandma said and left.


"Uh... quick question. Why did YOU GIGGLE?!" Miley said pointing at Dougie. "That's real manly." Jordan muttered sarcastically before laughing slightly. "Your dad's a fag." Danny said back. Julia laughed, causing everyone to turn to her. "What?! It rhymed! Made me laugh." Julia defended quietly. "That didn't rhyme..." Tom and Miley said simentaniously.

"Oooh! Watermelons! YAY!" Tanita giggled happily and ran over to the fruit section.
"Somebody better go with her, she might make a mess back there" Jordan said, with a serious tone in her voice.
"I'll go, if you come with, handsome!" Miley winked stepping closer to Tom.
"Errm..sure" Tom laughed nervously and followed Miley.
"Better get one of these!" Danny said throwing a package of protection after them.


"WATERMELONS!" Dougie screamed and took off after Tanita. "Uh right..." Jordan said giving Tanita, Miley, Dougie and Tom(who's names she still didn't know at the moment) weird looks. "I STILL NEED BOXERS!" Danny yelled bouncing up and down.
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Post  Mileythesmiley on Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:27 pm

WHUUUUUT the EFFIN' HELL is this!? Shocked
made me laugh! haha. XD

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Post  Jordan[: on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:28 am

TACO-BUTT!
ADDDDDDDDDDDDD! Twisted Evil
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Post  Tanita (: on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:31 am

Me?
:O
Nooooo
hahaha
Fine, I'll try to come up with something.
LATER!
MAHAHA
..
=D
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Post  Jordan[: on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:33 am

You know you've been saying that for nearly a month?
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Post  Tanita (: on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:35 am

What?
What's that?
Sorry, I can't read your posts.
...
Very Happy
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Post  Jordan[: on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:36 am

Course you can't.
ADDDDDDD.
Or I get Cheese and Miley on your butt like you and Cheese get on me and Miley's. Very Happy
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Post  Jordan[: on Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:57 pm

:coughsomebodyneedstopostcough:
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Post  Tanita (: on Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:59 pm

Who? Rolling Eyes
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Post  Jordan[: on Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:00 pm

somebody, I don't give a crap who.
haha
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Post  Tanita (: on Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:01 pm

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!
ADD
ADD
ADD
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Post  Jordan[: on Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:02 pm

I WAS LAST!
It has to be you or Cheese.
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Post  Tanita (: on Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:19 pm

You said you didn't care who did it.
So, I suggest you do it(:
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